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Jumping George by TheDazman
Jumping George
My girlfriends horse "George"
She's been training him this week and this was his 3rd attempt at the jump so we were really impressed when he gained a height of roughly 1.5 metres :)
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Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but I've been told there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Any advice would be helpful, many thanks.
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LCrawleyPhotography Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Student Photographer
Happy new year! I hope you had a lovely Christmas and I hope 2015 treats you kindly!
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TheDazman Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015
Thanks for the lovely message, like you I've hardly posted much to Devaintart in a while. I have been taking photos though. I do hope you had an amazing Christmas and New Year. How's you baby girl, I see you've posted some lovely shots of her and I noticed you got engaged too - congratulations my dear :)
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LCrawleyPhotography Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Student Photographer
I hardly have anytime these days, what with a very loud, nosey child lol.. She's great thank you! Definitely brightens up my days.. My nan died last Friday, so feeling kind of down, but my girly manages to keep a smile on my face :) And thank you! I really do hope you had a lovely start to 2015!
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TheDazman Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
So sorry to hear about your nan - 2 years ago my grandad died 2 weeks before Christmas then my Nan died 4 days later so I lost them both. Christmas doesn't feel the same anymore
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Thanks
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Thank you so very much for the watch! :blush:
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